River's on the Moon

other people: wow what a perfect morning for a run
me: wow what a perfect morning to go the fuck back to sleep

partypeen:

instead of doing my homework i like to stay on the computer and worry about how much homework i have to do

(Source: allkillernofiller, via sherlockisamotherfuckingprincess)

still-the-sunken-stars-appear:

are-you-married-river:

whenicomedownfromhere:

The broken barrier that I have been waiting 10 years for.

The barrier is Harry.

Harry. The ultimate cock blocker.

still-the-sunken-stars-appear:

are-you-married-river:

whenicomedownfromhere:

The broken barrier that I have been waiting 10 years for.

The barrier is Harry.

Harry. The ultimate cock blocker.

(Source: lotsofplanetshaveanorth, via 221beatles)

dreamsaboutthatbox:

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

orientalfashion:

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

jackcicle:

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

rotgjackfrost:

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

all restaurants should have wifi

every building should have wifi

every forest should have wifi

every lake should have wifi

the moon should have wifi

why cant humans just have wifi

has science gone too far

┓┏ 凵 =╱⊿┌┬┐

(Source: jaclcfrost, via matt-smiths-legs)

sopranish:

There are things only Misha Collins could say with an innocent face.

sopranish:

There are things only Misha Collins could say with an innocent face.

(via consultingassbuttswithclara)

abcabaisse:

my real life otp is actors+people respecting their privacy

(Source: mikeleviwarren, via princess-hiddleston)

random-inspired:

darrenstummy:

i have the urge everyday to just stand up in the middle of dinner and scream ‘I READ GAY PORN OKAY THAT’S WHAT I’M DOING ON THE COMPUTER ALL DAY SECRETS OUT DINNER WAS DELICIOUS MAY I BE EXCUSED’

ALRIGHT SO I DID THIS AT MY FAMILY VACATION AND THEY ALL LOOKED ME IN THE EYES AND SAID IN UNISON (FUCKING  UNISON),

“We know.”

AND THEN WENT BACK TO EATING THEIR TACOS.

(Source: darrenstummy-moved, via bananasaregood-bowtiesarecool)

sasstiel-sassbutt:

arasellle:

justheroverthere:

I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type

I know mine. it’s

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pureblood

this post just got 209348451 times better okay

(Source: perksofbeingahufflepuff, via bowtiesandjamjars)

Remember Ron and Kim Possible?

departured:

primabitch:

unimportant:

trilln-ggas:

tomlinstergram:

b00-you-wh0re101:

rawr—imadinosaur:

Reblog and click the picture.

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my childhood is ruined. D:

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WHAT

nonononononononononononono!

OMFG HAHAHAHAHA WHAT

this

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

woww lol was not expecting that

well things definitely change over the years

well i wasn’t expecting that at all 

(Source: emotional-dis0rders, via matt-smiths-legs)